Successful Blogging is like Brushing your Teeth

My name is Jonathan Gaurano and I’m a recent graduate from the University of California, Berkeley. I was told by someone that I should focus on a passion to keep my mind distracted from any harm I could create to myself or others. Thus, I write. I write stories, confessions, polemics, and give advice. This is therapy. You can visit me online at my blog to learn more at, Gaurano.com.

I look in the mirror every morning and see my pretty face. Though beautiful, it’s not complete unless I brush my teeth. It not only cleans the plaque off, but it cleanses my body because it acts as a refresher to my morning.

Last week I was following my morning routine when suddenly I had a panic attack

I realized that successful blogging is like brushing your teeth!

This idea that successful blogging should be like this everyday habitual routine, may seem strange to you. But it’s not to me, and I’ll tell you why.

I understand that I have yet to become a successful blogger. I know this because it’s a statistics game and I have yet to be there with the ‘big leagues,’ let alone the ‘minors.’ Basically, I’m writing this not only for you but for me.

It’s a reminder that I should follow the philosophy I will soon explain, because this philosophy has been proven by other successful bloggers that it works.

Brushing Your Teeth

• The ToothBrush: Is it dentist approved? Are the bristles too old? Does it have mold? This is the management portion of your blog. Successful bloggers have a flexible toothbrush that allows them to have an organized ‘content management system,’ to produce their ideas with ease. This means having and understanding the necessary code to run a blogger, wordpress, tumblr, custom cms, etc.. Without management, you cannot begin.
• The ToothPaste: Is it whitening? Is it aquafresh? Is it a mix of colors? Or, is it glittered bubblegum flavor?!? Tooth paste is your idea, it’s your thesis. It is the mood you want to project in your next post. For example, this guest post is surely ‘minty fresh with a hint of starburst!’
• Brushing: This is a crucial element because how long you brush depends on how much time you have. You can be thorough and meticulous, or you can brush for a few seconds missing a few teeth in the process. Overtime these under-brushed teeth will decay and rot inside your mouth. These rotten teeth are like posts that do not add value to your blog.
• Rinsing: There comes a time where you have to stop brushing. If you don’t stop you’ll never be able to get out of the bathroom and show your pearly whites! Rinsing is like ending your blog post with a conclusion and feeling satisfied that your ideas have been laid out to publish.
• Flossing: They say that you floss the teeth you want to keep! The same goes for blog posts, if you don’t add the finishing touches by ‘editing’ your piece, you’ll fall victim to half-done work. Every detail in this process counts.
• Mouth Wash: The fresh liquid that gargles in your mouth allows your breath to smell invigorating. This is the same as sharing this post to your Facebook page, Twitter, etc.. If you don’t gargle your post, know one will read (smell) or notice your article.
• The Tongue Scraper: Not everyone tongue scrapes. However, I think it is necessary because it adds more value to your mouth. ‘Tongue Scraping’ is parallel to guest blogging. Though it takes more time and can be a hassle, it makes your mouth more prominent than others.
• Smile in the Mirror: Don’t forget to open your mouth from ear to ear! You worked hard writing, editing, and advertising the post! Appreciate your work and give yourself some praise! You are beautiful, don’t forget this true fact!
• The Dentist: Lastly, every six months it’s good to get a checkup on your teeth. Though you’re doing a great job, the dentist will always tell you what you’re doing right and what needs improvement. This goes the same for blogging. Always consult with your readers to figure out how best to improve your blog.

I hope this helps. This realization hit me hard last week, and I will begin to follow my own advice. It is my goal, as should yours, to make your smile shine throughout the world!

Thank you for reading!

I have a few questions for you. I’m curious:

How often do you brush?
What is your brushing routine?
What do you think is necessary to have shiny teeth?

Tooth-brushing photo by stevendepolo

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